Mondays.....

I hate mondays.

• I lock my keys in the van
• My cell is in there, with an important number in it I needed to call before lunch
• Get to accounting class, an assignment was due, I forgot to write that down in my daily planner........ZERO!
• Now that my day got off to a great start, I carried those nasty feelings into the math test............the inevitable happened
• Lunch rolls around, looking for the wire clothes hanger that will allow me to to eat away my pain.
• Luckily, the wedding store by the peircing place had ONE wire hanger left.
• Now to figure out how to get into the vehicle, this is a problem considering that I worked for a living and didn't break into buildings and vehicles to make a living.
• Those poor sandwiches! They're baking in the sun and looking up at me with those puppy dog eyes. "I'm coming Sue and Darryl!" "We will soon be reunited!" "One with the universe!!!"
• After about 20 minutes, I finally get in. "WHOO HOO"
• Get to Timmy's, grab that coffee and get back to the college. That's what I thought. The vehicle in front of me, I think it stalled! I was one car away from a clean get away.
• About 10 minutes roll by, the vehicle in front of me starts. *A beam of light from the heavens beats down on me* I can see a choir in the back seats through my rear view mirror singing that hallelujah song.
• Now to pull a late nighter and try get the accounting assignment in asap, even though I got a ZERO!

Have a good day. :)